Introducing: Kuratas

I’ll keep this short and sweet, since I bet you’re probably salivating from the images alone. Remember when we met Vaudeville, the breathtaking mech-in-progress by Suidobashi Heavy Industry, and learned that a pilotable mech would be available in the near future? Well, it’s time to get acquainted with Kuratas.

Suidobashi Juuko has launched two recent videos: a trailer for the special features that Kuratas provies, and another video detailing how to pilot one.

Here are the facts: Kuratas can travel six miles per hour, weighs almost 10,000 pounds, and can be remotely controlled by any 3G device. He costs a cool $1.3 million, comes in a variety of colors, and has both an H₂0 rocket launcher and a BB gatling gun controlled by smiles.

This means just one thing, friends: mechs are officially on the market. The real question is, what would you do with one?