Gareth Edwards, Director of Godzilla, Tapped to Helm Star Wars Spinoff
Rumors surrounding the new Star Wars films have been orbiting the franchise like the forest moon of Endor. Fans are reportedly waking up in cold sweats from nightmares full of over-used CGI and shoddy 3D animation. Inquiring minds are led to wonder: is there anything that can quell their well-founded fears?
The answer to that question may rest two years down the road but, for now, Sith Lords and Jedi’s alike can rest easy, as famed director Gareth Edwards has taken up the mantle of directing one of the new Star Wars spinoffs. The subjects of these standalone films are still gestating in the rumor mill — Boba Fett and Yoda have both been suggested as potential candidates but, as it stands, we know just as much about the films as we did before.
This news may come across as anticlimactic for those who haven’t seen Edwards fantastic film Monsters, but rest assured, friends — this movie is going to be in good hands. And, hey, since Abrams likely won’t have his paws all over it, there’s a good chance we’ll be able to see what’s happening in the film instead of squinting around various, unnecessary bursts of lens flare!
The first of the Star Wars spinoff films is set to hit theaters on December 16, 2016.
Alien: Isolation Dated for October
Creative Assembly’s “lo-fi sci-fi” love letter to Ridley Scott’s deep space horror masterpiece has received a release date: October 7th, 2014.
Alien: Isolation looks to holster the series’ pulse rifles and send its colonial marines on shore leave. You won’t mow down an army of xenomorphs; you’ll have to outsmart just one. The effect is an elongated game of cat and mouse… if the cat were a double-jawed, acid-blooded hate creature bred to be perfect killing machine straight out of the womb (the womb in question being your exploded chest cavity).
For a sci-fi horror franchise that practically invented sci-fi horror, it’s astounding Alien has yet to dip into the survival horror genre, but better a few decades late than never. Especially after 2013’s Travesty That Shall Not Be Named.
Mark your calendars and remember, while no one in space can hear you scream, your neighbors can certainly hear the high-pitched, glass cracking fright coming out of your apartment playing Isolation. Maybe give ‘em a heads up so they don’t call the cops and have them laugh at you.
Can we kill it?
Say Hello to The HUVr Board
If you never asked your parents, hat in hand, for a sweet-ass hoverboard after seeing Back to the Future: Part II for the first time, you’re either lying or you’re too young to know what the hell I’m talking about. Truthfully, all you need to know is that the hoverboard is an immaculate piece of fictional technology capable of doing just what its name describes: making you look insanely rad while hovering eleven inches in the air. Now, thanks to HUvr, you can own one, too.
Or, you could, if the whole thing wasn’t a complete hoax (and a mighty expensive one, at that). Carefully watching the video reveals that the celebrity riders (including Tony Hawk, Moby, Terrell Owens, and a guest appearance by the one and only
Doc Brown Christopher Lloyd) reveal the harnesses under their clothing, and shadows on the pavement occasionally betray the illusion by broadcasting the outlines of cranes.
Still, you have to admit, for something that isn’t necessarily real, the team at HUVr sure put a lot of work into this. As much as I wish it was all promotional material for Back to the Future 4, it’s been confirmed that this viral sensation was orchestrated by the website Funny Or Die. This doesn’t necessarily stop me from wanting one, of course, but it definitely made my Christmas list just a little bit shorter. Good thing Marty McFly’s power laces are still coming out, right?
>Adr1ft: A Deeply Personal Game About Being Stranded in Deep Space
In a way, you could say >Adr1ft is a disaster game borne from a real life disaster — albeit a personal one.
Before last April, you probably didn’t know the name Adam Orth, then a Microsoft Studios creative director. One Tweet later and Orth became a household name and, thanks to one tasteless hashtag — the now immortal #dealwithit — unwittingly assumed the role of the internet’s pincushion; supplying a face to the contemptible “Always-Online” debate.
The effects on Adam’s professional life were devastating, forcing him to resign from his position at Microsoft. More scathing were the repercussions on his personal life, as well, with some vitriol escalating to as high as death threats made against him and his family. Adam receded from the hate wave of the internet, and seemingly from the world too.
Now, Orth is trying to come to terms with his self-inflicted turmoil through creative expression. >Adr1ft is his way of dealing with it.
The game is being developed by Three One Zero, a Southern Cali studio started by Orth and a handful of trusted colleagues. While the team members were forged in the fires of big budget, AAA development, they wish to distance themselves far, far away from the games they used to create — multi-million dollar shooting galleries the likes of Medal of Honor and Call of Duty: Black Ops.
>Adr1ft demonstrates this wish almost immediately. You control an astronaut that awakens to a damaged and deserted space station. Your crew is missing, likely dead. You haven’t the faintest idea what the hell has happened. You’re alone and your oxygen is depleting.
A core gameplay conceit is finding more breathable air. The lower your current tank is, the more labored and panicky your breathing is. Your vision may even begin blur without enough air. Anxiety settles in not just for your character, but the player.
The game is set in the first-person perspective but bares no resemblance to the first-person shooters dominating the market. There’s nothing to kill and nothing is chasing you. Your biggest enemy is the environment. And, for being the bad guy, it’s rather beautiful. Serene even.
The game is equal parts tension and relaxation. Orth likes to describe it as a mixed salad featuring the exploration of Journey, the immersion of Half-Life, and the caught-in-space disaster scenario found in Alfonso Cuarón's Gravity. It’s a gorgeous, ambitious project steeped in intimacy — namely, the alienation Orth has been unable to exorcise from his life since last April.
The game, while massively impressive at this stage, is still in prototyping. Three One Zero is looking for a backer, but given the response to its demo at Vegas’ DICE Summit (bolstered by the use of the Oculus Rift to immerse participants), it shouldn’t be long before a publisher takes the bait. >Adr1ft will probably be seeing a PC release first, but Orth has expressed interest in seeing the game grace next-gen consoles.